Blues and Dumbness's definitions
A variation of Mary Sue, this character uses the most OP item or item combo they can instantly get their hands on at the expense of the metagame and/or other players.
The name derives from the Roblox game Catalog Heaven.
They differ from munchkins due to how they appear and their needed time: Munchkins arrive from the idea of OP characters and usually take a few hours in order for their avatars to become a problem, whereas catalog sues arrive from the idea of easy kills and become a problem as soon as they get on the battlefield.
The main problem with them is that they create a constant cycle of increasing players, regardless of whether or not other players approve of their actions: When a player sees one them and gets into the idea of a large kill count, they will start using the same items to reach those same numbers. When a player sees one of them and despises their actions, they may use similar or stronger weapons in order to take them down. Both result in more players seeing the use of such weapons and continue the cycle.
Because the only way to counter a catalog sue in to use similar items (thereby adding fuel to the fire), your best option is to simply avoid them. Fewer players around them means fewer kills, which makes them more likely to consider their actions or leave the server. Talking to them may also help.
Remember, when everyone has a equal chance to come out on top, everyone wins.
The name derives from the Roblox game Catalog Heaven.
They differ from munchkins due to how they appear and their needed time: Munchkins arrive from the idea of OP characters and usually take a few hours in order for their avatars to become a problem, whereas catalog sues arrive from the idea of easy kills and become a problem as soon as they get on the battlefield.
The main problem with them is that they create a constant cycle of increasing players, regardless of whether or not other players approve of their actions: When a player sees one them and gets into the idea of a large kill count, they will start using the same items to reach those same numbers. When a player sees one of them and despises their actions, they may use similar or stronger weapons in order to take them down. Both result in more players seeing the use of such weapons and continue the cycle.
Because the only way to counter a catalog sue in to use similar items (thereby adding fuel to the fire), your best option is to simply avoid them. Fewer players around them means fewer kills, which makes them more likely to consider their actions or leave the server. Talking to them may also help.
Remember, when everyone has a equal chance to come out on top, everyone wins.
by Blues and Dumbness April 11, 2019
Get the catalog sue mug.A Kickstarter project that stays on the first page, despite the fact that the project clearly won't reach its funding goal.
Azure: This campaign only raised 10% of its goal in two weeks, so why is it still on the first page?
Teal: It's just Kickscat. Leave it alone and it will fall to the second page.
Teal: It's just Kickscat. Leave it alone and it will fall to the second page.
by Blues and Dumbness March 9, 2020
Get the Kickscat mug.A "game" where you have to say the word "nigger" louder than all other players to win. However, if you get hit by a non-player after saying the word, you will be disqualified.
For obvious reasons, black people and anyone holding a N-Word Pass are not allowed to play.
For obvious reasons, black people and anyone holding a N-Word Pass are not allowed to play.
Sapphire: Why do you have bruises on your face?
Cyan: A mob came for me after hearing me play Don't Get Hit.
Cyan: A mob came for me after hearing me play Don't Get Hit.
by Blues and Dumbness December 15, 2019
Get the Don't Get Hit mug.Azure: Can you ask Sapphire to pour us some coffee?
Cobalt: But you drank her coffee yesterday.
Azure: And I want some today.
Cobalt: You're flying on plucked feathers, mate.
Cobalt: But you drank her coffee yesterday.
Azure: And I want some today.
Cobalt: You're flying on plucked feathers, mate.
by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025
Get the flying on plucked feathers mug.Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019
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The term originates from a 2019 YouTube video featuring Miles Edgeworth dancing, referencing a reoccurring gag in the Ace Attorney series where he reduces the salary of the character Dick Gumshoe.
The term originates from a 2019 YouTube video featuring Miles Edgeworth dancing, referencing a reoccurring gag in the Ace Attorney series where he reduces the salary of the character Dick Gumshoe.
Cyan: Do you know who ate my lunch yesterday?
Sapphire: Yeah, Navy did.
Cyan: Oh, Navy!
Navy: What is it, boss?
Cyan: *salary cutting noises*
Sapphire: Yeah, Navy did.
Cyan: Oh, Navy!
Navy: What is it, boss?
Cyan: *salary cutting noises*
by Blues and Dumbness October 26, 2025
Get the *salary cutting noises* mug.On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019
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