Blues and Dumbness's definitions

repairman's bondage

When the dom tapes the sub to the wall with duct tape and buttfucks them.

Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

bloodsucking blowjob

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.

Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

gradient garden

A garden where the flowers are arranged to resemble a gradient.

Cerulean: I like how the orange flowers blend smoothly with the yellow ones!
Turquoise: I told you it was a smart idea to grow a gradient garden.

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

this is a family establishment

A phrase meant to shut someone up, especially when they're talking about something inappropriate.

(At Chick-fil-A)
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!

by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020

elephant wrestling

The act of overturning an elephant on his back and pinning him to the ground as you take his cock up your ass.

Cobalt: Do you have any proof of your strength?
Livid: Here's a tape of me elephant wrestling.
Cobalt: (watches the tape)
Okay, you're hired!

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

Kickscat

A Kickstarter project that stays on the first page, despite the fact that the project clearly won't reach its funding goal.

Azure: This campaign only raised 10% of its goal in two weeks, so why is it still on the first page?
Teal: It's just Kickscat. Leave it alone and it will fall to the second page.

by Blues and Dumbness March 9, 2020

Don't Get Hit

A "game" where you have to say the word "nigger" louder than all other players to win. However, if you get hit by a non-player after saying the word, you will be disqualified.

For obvious reasons, black people and anyone holding a N-Word Pass are not allowed to play.

Sapphire: Why do you have bruises on your face?

Cyan: A mob came for me after hearing me play Don't Get Hit.

by Blues and Dumbness December 15, 2019