Blues and Dumbness's definitions

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

elephant wrestling

The act of overturning an elephant on his back and pinning him to the ground as you take his cock up your ass.

Cobalt: Do you have any proof of your strength?
Livid: Here's a tape of me elephant wrestling.
Cobalt: (watches the tape)
Okay, you're hired!

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

full moon fuckery

When a male pounces on werewolf during a full moon and does it doggy style on it.

Capri: I heard that the vigilante did a full moon fuckery on the local werewolf.
Night Sky: That's great, but where is my little sister Sky?
Capri: She's at the hospital.

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

bitch karate

A sport performed throughout the world by mostly middle-aged women. To play, both participants stand within arms reach of each other and keep their hands in a karate chop pose. Both participants then take turns slapping each other and dodging their opponent's slaps until one participant submits in defeat. The only rules are that you can only attack by slapping, you can only run like a pussy if you got the last hit, and if you slap your opponent multiple times or slap below the belt, your opponent can respond in kind.

Cyan: Woah, what happened to your face?
Azure: I got into a fight with Cornflower, so we played a match of bitch karate to settle it. I ended up losing, so she got her strap-on and--
Cyan: I'm sorry, her WHAT?!

by Blues and Dumbness March 3, 2022

Don't Get Hit

A "game" where you have to say the word "nigger" louder than all other players to win. However, if you get hit by a non-player after saying the word, you will be disqualified.

For obvious reasons, black people and anyone holding a N-Word Pass are not allowed to play.

Sapphire: Why do you have bruises on your face?

Cyan: A mob came for me after hearing me play Don't Get Hit.

by Blues and Dumbness December 15, 2019

gradient garden

A garden where the flowers are arranged to resemble a gradient.

Cerulean: I like how the orange flowers blend smoothly with the yellow ones!
Turquoise: I told you it was a smart idea to grow a gradient garden.

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

flying on plucked feathers

Relying on someone else to do something for you after screwing them over.

Azure: Can you ask Sapphire to pour us some coffee?
Cobalt: But you drank her coffee yesterday.
Azure: And I want some today.
Cobalt: You're flying on plucked feathers, mate.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025