Blues and Dumbness's definitions

day cancellation

By showing this definition to anyone, they are no longer allowed to perform any action required by any date recognized by Urban Dictionary on the user. Violators may be charged with assault.

Sapphire: I heard today is National Sex Da-
Cyan: Nope. *shows this definition*

Day cancellation.

by Blues and Dumbness October 21, 2019

crackporn.com

Another name for Urban Dictionary, due to the large amount of shock site-esque sexual definitions that used to (and still do) populate the website (usually featuring zoophilia, torture, feces, etc.).

Cyan: Wanna go on Urban Dictionary?

Sapphire: I'd rather see what's new on crackporn.com

by Blues and Dumbness October 25, 2019

bitch karate

A sport performed throughout the world by mostly middle-aged women. To play, both participants stand within arms reach of each other and keep their hands in a karate chop pose. Both participants then take turns slapping each other and dodging their opponent's slaps until one participant submits in defeat. The only rules are that you can only attack by slapping, you can only run like a pussy if you got the last hit, and if you slap your opponent multiple times or slap below the belt, your opponent can respond in kind.

Cyan: Woah, what happened to your face?
Azure: I got into a fight with Cornflower, so we played a match of bitch karate to settle it. I ended up losing, so she got her strap-on and--
Cyan: I'm sorry, her WHAT?!

by Blues and Dumbness March 3, 2022

it's fucken water

A phrase used whenever someone makes a big deal out of minor or inconsequential details.

Ocean: This Dasalad brand is the worst! It has no filter, too much acid, not enough minerals-
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.

by Blues and Dumbness August 30, 2021

Literally Animal Farm

When someone who claims to support a group or cause betrays it after gaining a position of power.

Cobalt: You said you supported freedom of speech before becoming a moderator, right?
Sapphire: I did.
Cobalt: So why did you ban a guy for talking about government collision?
Sapphire: Because no one should believe those lies.
Cobalt: *sigh* Literally Animal Farm.

by Blues and Dumbness September 26, 2024

Arcadi-yadda-yadda

The stock fantasy setting used in many media that has been so thoroughly "subverted" that its tropes have the oomph of a 20th century sitcom.
Also, the natural habitat of the isekai protagonist and his harem.

Azure: Once upon a time, in a faraway land of wizards, elves, and dragons...
Cyan: (Again with the Arcadi-yadda-yadda setting? We seriously need a new DM.)

by Blues and Dumbness September 26, 2024

corporate horny

A character design that tries too hard to be sexually appealing to everyone possible and ends up becoming forgettable.
AKA The fate of most characters from gacha games and adult VNs.

Teal: Have you seen that new Steam game that's getting mocked?
Sky: You mean the one that has AI generated porn? I have.
Teal: Those girls all looked the same too. Talk about corporate horny.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025