Blues and Dumbness's definitions

it's fucken water

A phrase used whenever someone makes a big deal out of minor or inconsequential details.

Ocean: This Dasalad brand is the worst! It has no filter, too much acid, not enough minerals-
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.

by Blues and Dumbness August 30, 2021

two-word whatchamacallit

A game in which a couple (or a group), does disgusting sexual acts from Urban Dictionary that contain EXACTLY two words. The game ends when someone forfeits; that player loses and everyone else wins.

Cyan: I heard that the neighbors are doing the two-word whatchamacallit.
Sky: What the-- (vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness July 20, 2018

The Pizza Trio

Pedophilia, Incest, and Zoophilia (P-I-Z, hence the word Pizza). Often used in comparison to something deemed abhorrent.

Cyan: Did you hear that the teachers at a nearby school have been giving children pornographic books to read?
Sky: Yup. And with all of the kinks mentioned in them, it seems like they're intent on teaching kids about everything shy of The Pizza Trio.
Cyan: Absolutely disgusting. Kids should not be taught these things.

by Blues and Dumbness April 14, 2022

Literally Animal Farm

When someone who claims to support a group or cause betrays it after gaining a position of power.

Cobalt: You said you supported freedom of speech before becoming a moderator, right?
Sapphire: I did.
Cobalt: So why did you ban a guy for talking about government collision?
Sapphire: Because no one should believe those lies.
Cobalt: *sigh* Literally Animal Farm.

by Blues and Dumbness September 26, 2024

Arcadi-yadda-yadda

The stock fantasy setting used in many media that has been so thoroughly "subverted" that its tropes have the oomph of a 20th century sitcom.
Also, the natural habitat of the isekai protagonist and his harem.

Azure: Once upon a time, in a faraway land of wizards, elves, and dragons...
Cyan: (Again with the Arcadi-yadda-yadda setting? We seriously need a new DM.)

by Blues and Dumbness September 26, 2024

corporate horny

A character design that tries too hard to be sexually appealing to everyone possible and ends up becoming forgettable.
AKA The fate of most characters from gacha games and adult VNs.

Teal: Have you seen that new Steam game that's getting mocked?
Sky: You mean the one that has AI generated porn? I have.
Teal: Those girls all looked the same too. Talk about corporate horny.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

flying on plucked feathers

Relying on someone else to do something for you after screwing them over.

Azure: Can you ask Sapphire to pour us some coffee?
Cobalt: But you drank her coffee yesterday.
Azure: And I want some today.
Cobalt: You're flying on plucked feathers, mate.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025