Blues and Dumbness's definitions

uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore

A phrase for when someone is being obnoxious and/or mean.

Crystal: This site sucks, the words suck, the editors suck, and the whole Internet would be better off without this dumpster fire!
Cyan: Uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore!

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

vindency

How much a specific color stands out compared to nearby colors.

Cerulean: I like how the green in this painting pops out against the purple!
Turquoise: I agree. The vindency is quite noticeable!

by Blues and Dumbness April 11, 2019

flying on plucked feathers

Relying on someone else to do something for you after screwing them over.

Azure: Can you ask Sapphire to pour us some coffee?
Cobalt: But you drank her coffee yesterday.
Azure: And I want some today.
Cobalt: You're flying on plucked feathers, mate.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

Don't Get Hit

A "game" where you have to say the word "nigger" louder than all other players to win. However, if you get hit by a non-player after saying the word, you will be disqualified.

For obvious reasons, black people and anyone holding a N-Word Pass are not allowed to play.

Sapphire: Why do you have bruises on your face?

Cyan: A mob came for me after hearing me play Don't Get Hit.

by Blues and Dumbness December 15, 2019

*salary cutting noises*

A comical term used when someone's paycheck gets cut (or otherwise gets paid less).

The term originates from a 2019 YouTube video featuring Miles Edgeworth dancing, referencing a reoccurring gag in the Ace Attorney series where he reduces the salary of the character Dick Gumshoe.

Cyan: Do you know who ate my lunch yesterday?
Sapphire: Yeah, Navy did.
Cyan: Oh, Navy!
Navy: What is it, boss?
Cyan: *salary cutting noises*

by Blues and Dumbness October 26, 2025

repairman's bondage

When the dom tapes the sub to the wall with duct tape and buttfucks them.

Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

this is a family establishment

A phrase meant to shut someone up, especially when they're talking about something inappropriate.

(At Chick-fil-A)
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!

by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020