Blues and Dumbness's definitions

Thiccy Kiccy

A nickname for Chun-Li from the Street Fighter series.

(On a Discord server)
Teal: Have you seen the Thiccy Kiccy picture yet?
Cobalt: The what?
Teal: Check it out.
*Posts a picture of Chun-Li with the text "She thicc, she kicc, but most importantly, the fanart raises my dicc"*
Cobalt: I am so stealing that.

by Blues and Dumbness October 26, 2025

flying on plucked feathers

Relying on someone else to do something for you after screwing them over.

Azure: Can you ask Sapphire to pour us some coffee?
Cobalt: But you drank her coffee yesterday.
Azure: And I want some today.
Cobalt: You're flying on plucked feathers, mate.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

repairman's bondage

When the dom tapes the sub to the wall with duct tape and buttfucks them.

Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

*salary cutting noises*

A comical term used when someone's paycheck gets cut (or otherwise gets paid less).

The term originates from a 2019 YouTube video featuring Miles Edgeworth dancing, referencing a reoccurring gag in the Ace Attorney series where he reduces the salary of the character Dick Gumshoe.

Cyan: Do you know who ate my lunch yesterday?
Sapphire: Yeah, Navy did.
Cyan: Oh, Navy!
Navy: What is it, boss?
Cyan: *salary cutting noises*

by Blues and Dumbness October 26, 2025

Don't Get Hit

A "game" where you have to say the word "nigger" louder than all other players to win. However, if you get hit by a non-player after saying the word, you will be disqualified.

For obvious reasons, black people and anyone holding a N-Word Pass are not allowed to play.

Sapphire: Why do you have bruises on your face?

Cyan: A mob came for me after hearing me play Don't Get Hit.

by Blues and Dumbness December 15, 2019

crackporn.com

Another name for Urban Dictionary, due to the large amount of shock site-esque sexual definitions that used to (and still do) populate the website (usually featuring zoophilia, torture, feces, etc.).

Cyan: Wanna go on Urban Dictionary?

Sapphire: I'd rather see what's new on crackporn.com

by Blues and Dumbness October 25, 2019

Kickscat

A Kickstarter project that stays on the first page, despite the fact that the project clearly won't reach its funding goal.

Azure: This campaign only raised 10% of its goal in two weeks, so why is it still on the first page?
Teal: It's just Kickscat. Leave it alone and it will fall to the second page.

by Blues and Dumbness March 9, 2020