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Another name for Urban Dictionary, due to the large amount of shock site-esque sexual definitions that used to (and still do) populate the website (usually featuring zoophilia, torture, feces, etc.).
by Blues and Dumbness October 25, 2019
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Cyan: Did you hear that the teachers at a nearby school have been giving children pornographic books to read?
Sky: Yup. And with all of the kinks mentioned in them, it seems like they're intent on teaching kids about everything shy of The Pizza Trio.
Cyan: Absolutely disgusting. Kids should not be taught these things.
Sky: Yup. And with all of the kinks mentioned in them, it seems like they're intent on teaching kids about everything shy of The Pizza Trio.
Cyan: Absolutely disgusting. Kids should not be taught these things.
by Blues and Dumbness April 14, 2022
Get the The Pizza Trio mug.A sport performed throughout the world by mostly middle-aged women. To play, both participants stand within arms reach of each other and keep their hands in a karate chop pose. Both participants then take turns slapping each other and dodging their opponent's slaps until one participant submits in defeat. The only rules are that you can only attack by slapping, you can only run like a pussy if you got the last hit, and if you slap your opponent multiple times or slap below the belt, your opponent can respond in kind.
Cyan: Woah, what happened to your face?
Azure: I got into a fight with Cornflower, so we played a match of bitch karate to settle it. I ended up losing, so she got her strap-on and--
Cyan: I'm sorry, her WHAT?!
Azure: I got into a fight with Cornflower, so we played a match of bitch karate to settle it. I ended up losing, so she got her strap-on and--
Cyan: I'm sorry, her WHAT?!
by Blues and Dumbness March 3, 2022
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Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.
by Blues and Dumbness August 30, 2021
Get the it's fucken water mug.Cobalt: You said you supported freedom of speech before becoming a moderator, right?
Sapphire: I did.
Cobalt: So why did you ban a guy for talking about government collision?
Sapphire: Because no one should believe those lies.
Cobalt: *sigh* Literally Animal Farm.
Sapphire: I did.
Cobalt: So why did you ban a guy for talking about government collision?
Sapphire: Because no one should believe those lies.
Cobalt: *sigh* Literally Animal Farm.
by Blues and Dumbness September 26, 2024
Get the Literally Animal Farm mug.The stock fantasy setting used in many media that has been so thoroughly "subverted" that its tropes have the oomph of a 20th century sitcom.
Also, the natural habitat of the isekai protagonist and his harem.
Also, the natural habitat of the isekai protagonist and his harem.
Azure: Once upon a time, in a faraway land of wizards, elves, and dragons...
Cyan: (Again with the Arcadi-yadda-yadda setting? We seriously need a new DM.)
Cyan: (Again with the Arcadi-yadda-yadda setting? We seriously need a new DM.)
by Blues and Dumbness September 26, 2024
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AKA The fate of most characters from gacha games and adult VNs.
AKA The fate of most characters from gacha games and adult VNs.
Teal: Have you seen that new Steam game that's getting mocked?
Sky: You mean the one that has AI generated porn? I have.
Teal: Those girls all looked the same too. Talk about corporate horny.
Sky: You mean the one that has AI generated porn? I have.
Teal: Those girls all looked the same too. Talk about corporate horny.
by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025
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