Blues and Dumbness's definitions

Kickscat

A Kickstarter project that stays on the first page, despite the fact that the project clearly won't reach its funding goal.

Azure: This campaign only raised 10% of its goal in two weeks, so why is it still on the first page?
Teal: It's just Kickscat. Leave it alone and it will fall to the second page.

by Blues and Dumbness March 9, 2020

uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore

A phrase for when someone is being obnoxious and/or mean.

Crystal: This site sucks, the words suck, the editors suck, and the whole Internet would be better off without this dumpster fire!
Cyan: Uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore!

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

full moon fuckery

When a male pounces on werewolf during a full moon and does it doggy style on it.

Capri: I heard that the vigilante did a full moon fuckery on the local werewolf.
Night Sky: That's great, but where is my little sister Sky?
Capri: She's at the hospital.

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

Literally Animal Farm

When someone who claims to support a group or cause betrays it after gaining a position of power.

Cobalt: You said you supported freedom of speech before becoming a moderator, right?
Sapphire: I did.
Cobalt: So why did you ban a guy for talking about government collision?
Sapphire: Because no one should believe those lies.
Cobalt: *sigh* Literally Animal Farm.

by Blues and Dumbness September 26, 2024

bull double riding

When a male fucks a bull while riding it.

Denim: I heard that my cousins are busy bull double riding.
Sky: Seriously— (vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

slippery slug

The act of pouring slime (or another sticky substance) on your partner during sex.

Night Sky: Hey Sky!
Sky: Night Sky!
Why are you here?
Night Sky: I just wanted to tell you that I did a slippery slug last night.
Sky: No wonder you're my brother!
(vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

day cancellation

By showing this definition to anyone, they are no longer allowed to perform any action required by any date recognized by Urban Dictionary on the user. Violators may be charged with assault.

Sapphire: I heard today is National Sex Da-
Cyan: Nope. *shows this definition*

Day cancellation.

by Blues and Dumbness October 21, 2019