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spin and sip

A game in which the contestants are spun around and have to run to a specific location, take five shots back-to-back, And run back. First person to get back to the starting line wins.
Cyan: Who wants to play a round of spin and sip?
Sapphire: I do, but let handle the alcohol this time.
by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019
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Kickscat

A Kickstarter project that stays on the first page, despite the fact that the project clearly won't reach its funding goal.
Azure: This campaign only raised 10% of its goal in two weeks, so why is it still on the first page?
Teal: It's just Kickscat. Leave it alone and it will fall to the second page.
by Blues and Dumbness March 9, 2020
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full moon fuckery

When a male pounces on werewolf during a full moon and does it doggy style on it.
Capri: I heard that the vigilante did a full moon fuckery on the local werewolf.
Night Sky: That's great, but where is my little sister Sky?
Capri: She's at the hospital.
by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019
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ur mutt slut

An insult that's worse than ur dad lesbian, but not quite as bad as ur granny tranny.
Cyan: Ur mom gay.
Sapphire: Ur dad lesbian.
Cyan: Ur mutt slut.
Sapphire: Ur granny tranny.
Cyan: *mentally* Dammit, what came next?
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019
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National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019
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elephant wrestling

The act of overturning an elephant on his back and pinning him to the ground as you take his cock up your ass.
Cobalt: Do you have any proof of your strength?
Livid: Here's a tape of me elephant wrestling.
Cobalt: (watches the tape)
Okay, you're hired!
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019
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this is a family establishment

A phrase meant to shut someone up, especially when they're talking about something inappropriate.
(At Chick-fil-A)
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!
by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020
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