4 definitions by Blue Man Dan
After sending a full portion of Erectoplasm in to your partners menstruating front bottom, pop 2 fingers in to her angry kebab to harvest the forbidden salty Jam and wipe it across her forehead with 2 fingers while saying "Quimba" In your best James Earl Jones impression just like the lion King
After ploughing Jane for 15 minutes, Tarquin shot his load and pulled out a only to realise in disgust that she had come on, as an act of revenge he carried out a Quimba manouver to teach her a lesson.
by Blue Man Dan December 16, 2022
The white and congealed "lady yoghurt" found within the folds of the labia of a lady with particularly poor personal hygiene within the confines of her stench trench.
Bloody hell Doris, I don't care how long you have noshed me off for, I'm not going to lick that, it's full of trout grout.
by Blue Man Dan October 10, 2020
by Blue Man Dan November 18, 2020
As Mary was nostril deep in his plumbs and giving him a vigorous prostate massage, he started oozing jap sap
by Blue Man Dan November 8, 2020