4 definitions by Blown anchor

spank festival

a vigorous masturbation session, often involving liberal amounts of lubricants and battery operated devices.

Are you coming with us to the party, or are gonna stay home and have another spank festival?

by Blown anchor March 31, 2015

covid soldier

A previously infected person who enters high risk environments as part of a Commitment to a greater cause.

Lyle were out of beverages ...you run in for another round.

Lyle: fuck dat i ain’t no covid soldier

by Blown anchor September 17, 2020

covid soldier

A previously infected or vaccinated person who enters high risk environments as part of a Commitment to a greater cause.

Chuckie: Lyle were out of beverages ...you run in for another round.

Lyle: fuck dat i ain’t no covid soldier

by Blown anchor February 2, 2021

Fonzie time

a moment of great personal reckoning in which it is acknowledged that you have never been truly sorry nor admitted being wrong, but it's time. Now.

you: "Lyle did you see that fat fuck actively inciting violence against the police and congress? "

Lyle: "Yeh...I wonder how many trump supporters are able to look inward and know its Fonzie time..."

by Blown anchor January 9, 2021