31 definitions by Bloodbath 87
Verb. To take a completely random word and give it a sexual/gross meaning. You can literally do this to every imaginable word.
This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.
On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.
This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.
On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.
Dude, i'm so bored. I'm going to Urban Dictionary some words.
Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.
HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!
Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.
HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!
by Bloodbath 87 March 4, 2009
A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Wal-Mart gives away plastic bags for free as part of their plot to have everyone kill themselves easier.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.
by Bloodbath 87 April 23, 2009
I gave this girl a super vagina kick and my entire foot got stuck in there. I managed to pull my foot out but my shoe is still in there somewhere.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
The greatest show of all time. Actually, the greatest anything of all time. Some people don't like Lost but that's because they're not smart enough to follow the complex storylines.
Pregnant Wife: The baby is coming!
Me: Sorry honey, Lost is on tonight. I don't have time to deal with the baby.
Pregnant Wife: What? Are you serious?!?! Help!
Me: Sorry, nothing takes priority over Lost.
Me: Sorry honey, Lost is on tonight. I don't have time to deal with the baby.
Pregnant Wife: What? Are you serious?!?! Help!
Me: Sorry, nothing takes priority over Lost.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
God: Do what I say or you will burn in a fire pit after you die.
Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009