2 definitions by BlockDoctor
Similar to “shooting in the dark” or “shooting from the hip”. When you guess at a particular subject with about as much accuracy as you would have using your penis.
Guy 1: How much did that countertop cost?
Guy 2: About $5,000.00
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: I don’t know. I’m just shooting from the dick.
Guy 2: About $5,000.00
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: I don’t know. I’m just shooting from the dick.
by BlockDoctor December 27, 2019
The residue left on the toilet seat and/or hands after violently urinating with little or no control of appendages. Usually applies to males.
Guy 1: Don’t go into that bathroom, dude.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Someone left all of their pee pee sauce all over the toilet seat.
Guy 2: Gross.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Someone left all of their pee pee sauce all over the toilet seat.
Guy 2: Gross.
by BlockDoctor December 12, 2019