BlastMaster's definitions

Paragon

A company that produced radio equipment during the early 1920's.

I saw a Paragon amplifier on eBay for an outrageous amount of money.

by BlastMaster June 6, 2003

assmonger

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

juggs

A slang term for breasts. Also spelled "jugs"

Woman in elevator: "Everyone here is so nice to me."
Fletcher: "That's because you have big juggs!"

by BlastMaster May 25, 2003

Cops

Law enforcement officials; police officers.

The cops busted into my house today and searched everything, only to find that they had the wrong address.

by BlastMaster June 18, 2003

et

Past tense of "eat" used by illiterate mountain folk.

Pappy: Now wher'd all dem berries go?
Junior: I et 'em!
Pappy: Aw you dun got yerself a whippin'!
Junior: No, Pappy! I promise it won't never happen ag'in!

by Blastmaster June 17, 2003

befoul

To make dirty or unpleasant.

Please excuse me, sir, but did you befoul this chair after eating that LaxMaster-Burrito™?

by BlastMaster May 25, 2003

thunderbolt

1.Name given to a series of civil defense sirens made by Federal Signal during the Cold War. 2. A type of high-velocity .22LR ammunition made by Remington.

1.The difference between the Thunderbolt 1000 and the 1000T is the tone produced.
2. I prefer Remington Thunderbolt ammo in my pistol.

by BlastMaster January 10, 2004