BlastMaster's definitions

si

Short for "System International." Also known as the Metric System.

The SI system makes more sense than the English system. It should be officially adopted by the US, but we Americans are too lazy for change.

by BlastMaster June 12, 2003

befoul

To make dirty or unpleasant.

Please excuse me, sir, but did you befoul this chair after eating that LaxMaster-Burrito™?

by BlastMaster May 25, 2003

day of defeat

A game that is not 1, not2, but infinite steps up from Counter-Strike, which is a favorite of close-minded individuals and infantile morons.

Among the countless advantages of Day of Defeat, you do not get as many immature little kids complaining about hackers, and the damage level and recoil is such that the game requires skill and is a learning process.

by BlastMaster May 15, 2003

SLAP

Sabot Light Armor Piercing (projectile)
A projectile consisting of a small bullet (ie .308 cal.) held by a sabot so that it may be fired at extremely high speed from a larger bore (ie .50 cal.)

Use a SLAP round when you assassinate Carrot Top!

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

fork

A tool used for the conveyence of pie from its resting surface to one's pie hole.

You could hardly see the guy's fork as he shoveled that pie!

by BlastMaster February 26, 2004

sturmgewehr

German word meaning "assault rifle." Introduced in World War II.

The sturmgewehr 44 is and excellent assault weapon.

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

Panzerfaust

An anti-tank weapon used by the Germans in World War II. The panzerfaust is similar to the rocet-propelled grenade and uses a shaped charge to penetrate a tank's armour.

Be careful, the tank in front of us was just knocked out with a panzerfaust!

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003