64 definitions by BlastMaster

A measurement system based on crap.
The smallest unit = the turd.
5 turds = 1 pile
5 piles = 1 crapload
5 craploads = 1 shitload
5 shitloads = 1 buttload
5 buttloads = 1 assload
5 assloads = 1 cesspool
This pool contains about 1200 assloads of water.
by BlastMaster September 23, 2003
The part of a vacuum tube that controls the electron flow. Often two posts with a wire wrapped around them to form a ladder-like structure.
Some tubes need a grid bias, and some don't.
by BlastMaster June 16, 2003
To make dirty or unpleasant.
Please excuse me, sir, but did you befoul this chair after eating that LaxMaster-Burrito™?
by BlastMaster May 25, 2003
Often used as a synonym for burp. A belch, however, is an obscenely loud, thunderous, and often foul-smelling burp.
A belch rang out signaling that the fat man had finished his meal.
by BlastMaster May 18, 2003
A bundle of sticks held together by a cord. The word fascist came from this. In a fascist government, the sticks are the people held together by the cord, or leader.
Fascist actually came from the word fasces.
by BlastMaster May 18, 2003
German word meaning "assault rifle." Introduced in World War II.
The sturmgewehr 44 is and excellent assault weapon.
by BlastMaster May 18, 2003
Used as an interjection.
Blast! I hit my head on the concrete overhang!
by Blastmaster June 08, 2003
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