64 definitions by BlastMaster

A measurement system based on crap.
The smallest unit = the turd.
5 turds = 1 pile
5 piles = 1 crapload
5 craploads = 1 shitload
5 shitloads = 1 buttload
5 buttloads = 1 assload
5 assloads = 1 cesspool
This pool contains about 1200 assloads of water.
by BlastMaster September 23, 2003
Short for "Karabiner," (the K98) a rifle made by mauser and used by the german army in the world wars. "Kar" is mostly used among Day of Defeat players when referring to that weapon.
I've been owned by the kar again!
by BlastMaster June 19, 2003
To make dirty or unpleasant.
Please excuse me, sir, but did you befoul this chair after eating that LaxMaster-Burrito™?
by BlastMaster May 25, 2003
A bundle of sticks held together by a cord. The word fascist came from this. In a fascist government, the sticks are the people held together by the cord, or leader.
Fascist actually came from the word fasces.
by BlastMaster May 18, 2003
The scientific term for "chronic nose picking."
I have to keep my hands tied behind my back because I'm fighting my rhinotillexomania.
by BlastMaster May 20, 2003
German word meaning "assault rifle." Introduced in World War II.
The sturmgewehr 44 is and excellent assault weapon.
by BlastMaster May 18, 2003
Used as an interjection.
Blast! I hit my head on the concrete overhang!
by Blastmaster June 08, 2003

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