BlastMaster's definitions

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by BlastMaster June 19, 2003

rhinotillexomania

The scientific term for "chronic nose picking."

I have to keep my hands tied behind my back because I'm fighting my rhinotillexomania.

by BlastMaster May 20, 2003

sludge

A thick, soupy substance, usually foul in appearance and/or smell.

A filthy brown sludge ran down the walls of the public bathroom.

by BlastMaster May 20, 2003

fork

A tool used for the conveyence of pie from its resting surface to one's pie hole.

You could hardly see the guy's fork as he shoveled that pie!

by BlastMaster February 26, 2004

barf

verb: The premature expulsion of consumed materials through the mouth and nose.
noun: The material that is expelled in the manner described above.

Oooooh I shouldn't have ordered the "Septic Surprise." I think I'm gonna barf!

by BlastMaster June 12, 2003

thunderbolt

1.Name given to a series of civil defense sirens made by Federal Signal during the Cold War. 2. A type of high-velocity .22LR ammunition made by Remington.

1.The difference between the Thunderbolt 1000 and the 1000T is the tone produced.
2. I prefer Remington Thunderbolt ammo in my pistol.

by BlastMaster January 10, 2004

shiet

Another way to say "shit"

"Holy shiet!"

by BlastMaster June 19, 2003