Blargman's definitions

Illegintimate

when you have a child with someone you are intimate with, just you aren't married.

"Hey, look, it's Jesse carrying the illegintimate kid she had with Frank."

by Blargman May 13, 2007

leash candy

A dog that someone has gotten just to look good and/or a very goodlooking dog.

Guy #1: "Hey man, look at that girl's leash candy."
Guy #2: "Yeah, that is one handsome Golden Retreiver!"

by Blargman March 6, 2007

Romanian Kiss

When someone bites someone else's neck, from the fact that the "original" Dracula was from Romania (NOT Transylvania).

Guy #1: "man, that girl just gave me a romanian kiss!"

Guy #2: "Ouch!"

by Blargman March 28, 2007