1 definition by Blakai

Brown plopper

While shitting your poop comes out rock solid and slow. It hurts, but is arousing at the same time. As it all comes out you have a mini orgasm causing you to piss blood. When your shit hits the water the splash seeps into your asshole, scaring you a tad. The best part about a brown plopper is that you don't have to wipe afterwards.

"Hurry up Ralph were gonna be late!"
"I'll be quick, i'm having a brown plopper, i can feel it."

by Blakai July 25, 2016