2 definitions by BlaineTudor

Gentleman's walk

When a gentleman or sir takes a walk to let one rip out of courtesy to spare others from the rotten stench.

I've got a stinker on board love, just takin' a gentleman's walk...back soon

by BlaineTudor August 19, 2019

Courtesy hole

The thoughtful act of sticking your foot out from under the bed covers to release your stinky fart odour at the end of the bed, rather than let it seep into your partner's face. Particularly useful in a new relationship.

"I'm sorry lover, I have bubble bum tonight"

"Okay honey, please create a courtesy hole if you don't mind".

by BlaineTudor March 18, 2016