Blahb's definitions

Dream Theater

A kick ass progressive metal band from NY. They constantly get tons of shit from stupid preps (see: sluts and teenybopper) who listen to crappy pop music such as Nsync and Backstreet Boys and tons of other pop shit. Preps and jocks have no claim to call good music shit because the music they listen to is shit.

prep: hey dream theater sux nsync rulz man

jock: YO BITCH DREAM THEATER SUX GANGSTA RAP RULZ YO

Me: The music you listen to is shit.

by Blahb May 6, 2005

chavs

A bunch of white kids who think they are hardcore gangsters from the ghettos and listen to "phat beats" such as Blazin' Squad and So Solid Crew, which they think is gangster music, when it is no more than pop music with annoying "raps" and "beats". They are usually popular at school and go around acting "propa hard" beating up and pushing around anyone that's not popular or a chav like them. They also like to call anyone that likes rock music a "goff" "mosha" or "grunga". Avoid these mindless fuckwits at any chance you can.

See wigger

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by Blahb May 3, 2005

emo kid

A person that supposedly wears huge glasses and baggy pants, but in reality don't. They are in touch with their emotions, and when they are with friends, are usually very happy and laughing. They are not stupid pussies that cut their wrists and write angsty poems. They are sick of seeing rich white suburban kids that have a nice home in New Haven acting like they come from the ghettos of LA. All emo haters are either wiggers (like describes in the last sentence) or trend-obsessed MTV losers. Oh, and here is something for all the immature kids that posted that anti-emo people definitions:

Shut up. The music you listen is mostly about pimps, bitches, and riding on 24's, while the music emo kids listen to actually mean something.

Wigger: yo u suk u emo kid go slit ur wrists

emo kid: No.

wigger: y ur emo

emo kid: Because I don't cry myself to sleep and I don't make stereotypes true.

by Blahb February 22, 2005

Route 9

A long higway that runs from Champlain, NY (canadian border), all the way down to some town in Deleware. It passes through New York, New Jersey, and Deleware.

I dont't want to be just like you.

by Blahb March 10, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

The best movie EVAR. 'Nuff said. Anyone that doesn't like it is just retarded

You guys are retarded!

by Blahb January 29, 2005

i'm rick james bitch

A word that was once funny. Now used by idiotic 12 year olds with their pre-pubescent voices to make their other 12 year old friends laugh.

kid: I'M RICK JAMES BITCH

Me: And you are not funny.

by Blahb April 6, 2005

jock

A male, usually popular, who goes around bossing around everyone except for fellow jocks and cheerleaders and acts like he's the shit. He goes around the city blaring 50 Cent or Eminem in his riced out econobox that has about 100 horsepower and tons of insanely gaudy exterior shit and no power producing parts which my MOM'S FUCKING RAV4 could easily smoke. He likes to fuck cheerleaders he barely knows day after day, getting them pregnant at the age of 15. Makes you wonder why the fuck they are "popular", doesn't it?

Take you away, from that empty apartment.........

by Blahb May 4, 2005