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chavs

A bunch of white kids who think they are hardcore gangsters from the ghettos and listen to "phat beats" such as Blazin' Squad and So Solid Crew, which they think is gangster music, when it is no more than pop music with annoying "raps" and "beats". They are usually popular at school and go around acting "propa hard" beating up and pushing around anyone that's not popular or a chav like them. They also like to call anyone that likes rock music a "goff" "mosha" or "grunga". Avoid these mindless fuckwits at any chance you can.

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by Blahb May 3, 2005
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Dream Theater

A kick ass progressive metal band from NY. They constantly get tons of shit from stupid preps (see: sluts and teenybopper) who listen to crappy pop music such as Nsync and Backstreet Boys and tons of other pop shit. Preps and jocks have no claim to call good music shit because the music they listen to is shit.
prep: hey dream theater sux nsync rulz man

jock: YO BITCH DREAM THEATER SUX GANGSTA RAP RULZ YO

Me: The music you listen to is shit.
by Blahb May 6, 2005
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gay

1.Homosexual.

2.A word used by teenagers to describe how stupid something is.


3. A word used by white suburban kids who think they are gangster to degrade guys who like other guys. These kids are usually confused about their own sexuality. They usually watch lesbian porn and say "OMG DATZ HOTZ OMG OMGOMGOMGHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT". But suddenly find two boys together disgusting.
1. That kid likes a boy.

2. OMG THAT'S SO GAY/.

3. Talking about lesbian porn: OMG DAT'S HOT boys together: OMG DAT'S DISGUSTING IMMA GUN DEM DOWN
by Blahb March 9, 2005
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...and out come the wolves

The 3rd record by Rancid. Released on Epitaph Records, it has totally kick ass songs such as The 11th Hour and As Wicked. Buy it if you like modern punk.
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by Blahb May 5, 2005
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nimrod

A kick ass album by Green Day. Has many good songs such as Haushinka, Platypus (I hate you), Hitchin a ride, and Jinx. Plus that annoying-as-fuck Time of your life song.
Stupid fucker: OMFG GREEN DAY SUX DEY H8 AMERICA

Me: Stop listening to the title song of American Idiot and go buy Nimrod.
by Blahb April 6, 2005
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geo metro

1. A small economy car.

2. A car owned by high school jocks who put meaningless "mods" such as body kits, large exhaust pipe, powder blue/powder pink paint job, a huge spoiler, blue/pink neon lights on the chassis, Altezza tail lights, a huge subwoofer in the back so everyone can hear the jock's crappy rap CD playing, and last but not least, a prep (see: slut) in the shotgun seat.
Jock: YO DOOD LUK AT MY PHAT METRO

me: No. It looks like shit and is gaudy as hell.
by Blahb April 22, 2005
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Infected Mushroom

A good psytrance/goa group. Ruined by 15 year olds who obsess over them and say "OMG YOUR SO EMO" if you don't listen to it.
Infected Mushroom is a great group.
by Blahb March 18, 2005
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