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Napoleon Dynamite

The best movie EVAR. 'Nuff said. Anyone that doesn't like it is just retarded
by Blahb January 29, 2005
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Interstate 87

A 319 mile long freeway in New York. It runs from Champlain (candadian border)down to the big city (NYC). It has an intersection with Interstate 90 in Guilderland, and has 7 spur routes (787,287,387 etc;).

In other words, a long ass highway.
So when you're dead and gone......
by Blahb March 10, 2005
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Jock

An arrogant dumbass who usually participates in football. He acts like he's "da tuffest thang on da block", and are usually popular. They own riced out Civics with Gullwing doors and a huge ass exhaust pipe, plus spinners. They consider themselves "gangstas" and "hardnuts". They usually listen to gangster rap and think they are black. For an example of a jock (though not exactly described in this definition), see Connor on the movie The New Guy.

And to the guy who said "omg dis word is used by goths anti-socialists punks bush supporters", shut the fuck up. Stop acting like a dumbass. Everyone knows goths/punks don't really envy the popular people.
Retarded jock:"Omg i love football, I hate rock because it aint gangsta, i love rap and everyone that isn't like me is a fucking geek omg omg omg omg omgomgomgomgomgomg"
by Blahb March 8, 2005
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hot

1. Warmer then 55 degrees.

2. A word used by white suburban kids who think they are gangster to describe how slutty a girl looks.

3. Pretty. Good looking.
1. Damn, the weather here in NC is hot....

2. Kid:DAM DAT BITCH IS HOT Me: No, she looks like a slut.

3. Brooke Burke
by Blahb October 15, 2006
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geo metro

1. A small economy car.

2. A car owned by high school jocks who put meaningless "mods" such as body kits, large exhaust pipe, powder blue/powder pink paint job, a huge spoiler, blue/pink neon lights on the chassis, Altezza tail lights, a huge subwoofer in the back so everyone can hear the jock's crappy rap CD playing, and last but not least, a prep (see: slut) in the shotgun seat.
Jock: YO DOOD LUK AT MY PHAT METRO

me: No. It looks like shit and is gaudy as hell.
by Blahb April 22, 2005
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insomnia

A disorder where you can't get sleep at all. I have it and have to take medicine for it (Clonodine) and without the medicine, I can't get any sleep. None. Notta. I've had it all my life.
jim: how was your sleep?

bob: i have insomnia.
by Blahb April 18, 2005
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gay

1.Homosexual.

2.A word used by teenagers to describe how stupid something is.


3. A word used by white suburban kids who think they are gangster to degrade guys who like other guys. These kids are usually confused about their own sexuality. They usually watch lesbian porn and say "OMG DATZ HOTZ OMG OMGOMGOMGHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT". But suddenly find two boys together disgusting.
1. That kid likes a boy.

2. OMG THAT'S SO GAY/.

3. Talking about lesbian porn: OMG DAT'S HOT boys together: OMG DAT'S DISGUSTING IMMA GUN DEM DOWN
by Blahb March 9, 2005
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