Flump

The act of standing back to back with a friend, excreting simultaneously to produce an entwined lump of faecal matter which resembles a Flump marshmellow.
The porta potties are fucking rank. Let's go to the woods and take a flump.
by Blacksun666 June 02, 2010
mugGet the Flumpmug.

Tom Cruise

Those poos that just refuse to come out.
Sorry I'm late boss. Had to let out a Tom Cruise.
by Blacksun666 July 06, 2010
mugGet the Tom Cruisemug.