A guy who claims to have a blackhole, doesn't know what earth is, and has a hard time staying on his feet when laughing. He is of Jamaican descent and can be difficult to understand when talking fast.
Friend-"Lorenzo, how did you eat all of that??"
Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a blackhole
Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"
Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"
Friend-"Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"
Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"