1 definition by Biz bestie
A middle aged uneducated white trash woman who likely has too many kids she can’t afford. Has nothing to offer, and as a result is likely remarried to the first fat drunken loser she saw who is the male her. Family or community is important to her because she is always asking for favors and mooching off everyone. Like her name, she is extremely fake and tries to fool everyone new she meets. Spends her days unemployed, pretending to be a successful small business owner (common in rural areas), and getting drunk at bars with money she doesn’t have. Gives off the false image of a perfect family when her husband treats her kids (the ones that talk to her) and herself like garbage. Avoid any woman named Nanette for the safety of your sanity and wallet.
A middle aged uneducated white trash woman who likely has too many kids she can’t afford. Has nothing to offer, and as a result is likely remarried to some fat drunken loser who is the male her. Family or community is important to her because she is always asking for favors and mooching off everyone. Like her name, she is extremely fake and tries to fool everyone new she meets. Spends her days unemployed, pretending to be a successful small business owner (common in rural areas), and getting drunk at bars with money she doesn’t have. Gives off the false image of a perfect family when her husband treats her kids (the ones that talk to her) and herself like garbage. Avoid any woman named Nanette for the safety of your sanity and wallet.
“You should come to my lake house, we can go to the lake in my new 90s boat and drive around in my new luxury car!”
“You work at a deli and your husband is unemployed, how can you afford all this?”
“Don’t worry about it, I just pulled a Nanette and asked my son to loan me some cash. Told him we were starving.”
“Drinks Friday night?”
“Can’t, I have a date. Her name is Nanette. At this point I’ll take what I can get.”
“You should come to my lake house, we can go to the lake in my new 90s boat and drive around in my new luxury car!”
“You work at a deli and your husband is unemployed, how can you afford all this?”
“Don’t worry about it, I just pulled a Nanette and asked my son to loan me some cash. Told him we were starving.”
“Drinks Friday night?”
“Can’t, I have a date. Her name is Nanette. At this point I’ll take what I can get.”
by Biz bestie October 31, 2023