1 definition by BitterViolist
An individual who plays the violin, the smaller, higher pitched, homosexual cousin of the viola. As all true musicians know, the violin is the instrument equivalent of a Soy Boy, that is to say weaker, lacking testosterone, more narrow at the shoulders, and whinier. By the Hermetic principle of "as above, so below" we can therefore conclude that the Violinist, too, is an effeminate subhuman turbo-virgin.
If you or a loved one suffers from being a Violinist, consider buying them a better instrument, say, a Viola.
If you or a loved one suffers from being a Violinist, consider buying them a better instrument, say, a Viola.
"Hey you wanted to find a Violinist to play in your Kansas tribute band, right? Why don't you look on Grindr?'
by BitterViolist October 15, 2019