2 definitions by BitchMagnet69
The way of life that is most commonly associated with taking lots of pictures while also being a white girl. However this doesn't apply to just anyone, it is a very specific term. The white girl must be absolutely obsessed with taking pictures. She must be very short, to the point where if you look her in the eyes to talk to her your neck will begin to hurt from the extreme angle that you must look down to see her. She must also be dressed up like a hippie/ millennial,lucky, she doesn't act like one though. She will commonly be found at fast food restaurants such as taco bell, as they are the only places that she will be able to walk inside as they have low door handles. She must be kept away from coffie at all times, because once it enters her system she looses any small amounts of sense that she has left. It is common knowledge that you will go deaf if you ride in the car with a girl like this as she constantly screeems and bitches at everyone else that owns a car and is in here direct area. She will not text and drive however taking pictures a different story as it is the only thing that she can actually do. I would suggest staying far away from any location where she is, as meeting one is a very dangerous situation as the short hight of their body leads to a short temper at times, and for another piece of advice watch out for the retainer she wears because while she's taking pictures of things you won't know what's coming next because you won't be able to understand her.
Person 1: hey bro is that Maddie, she yelled at me the other day in my way home from work even though I was speeding, imma go say something
Person 2: careful bro, she's a Madisasitographer, she doesn't care if she's at work at old navy or not shell still throw down with you bro.
Person 2: careful bro, she's a Madisasitographer, she doesn't care if she's at work at old navy or not shell still throw down with you bro.
by BitchMagnet69 July 14, 2020
Madison (she will also go by Maddie even though she's says not to call her that she obviously likes it) is one of the most caring and loving people you will find in this earth. She always knows how to make you feel better and like she wants you around. She is without a doubt one of a kind and even though she's right when she's says there are seven billion other people on earth she's wrong when she says you'll find someone else like her because they just dont exist. She is a lover of all things office related and has the best personality you could hope to find in someone. She dreams of going and doing romantic things like hiking somewhere and camping or watching the stars at nigh with someone special and she's always down to travel. If you ever happen to be lucky enough to win the favor of this madison, be sure to think long and hard before you decide to blow it off, as there is no other person you will ever find like her, and it's highly likely that you will never get over the terrible decision that you made.
Guy 1: you know I actually could have been with Madison MacDonald but I didn't think about what I was doing and I fucked it up
Guy 2: bro I'm sorry but you're a fucking dipshit bro, you really did it to yourself this time
Guy 2: bro I'm sorry but you're a fucking dipshit bro, you really did it to yourself this time
by BitchMagnet69 July 14, 2020