To smoke a cigarette while dropping a deuce (#2, lay cable, etc. etc.). From my knowledge, smoking while dropping a deuce feels great and aids in the release of poop which is most likely a mental thing. Give it a try sometime if you're already addicted to cigarettes. Kids: Cigarettes are BAD.
Damn, did we have to eat Indian food for lunch? I think I need to run home and smeuce!
O god, DADS (day after drinking shits) is KILLING ME. Maybe I should smeuce.
Damn fool, did you have to smeuce in my bathroom?! It smells like hell in there.