1 definition by BillyBobSextyNine

Absolutely gone. High, drunk or a combination of the two. Slurring words and unable to form sentences or even walk properly.
Damn, man. I got booted from the bar last night. I was so blastarded I couldn’t even walk up the hill to my house. I just sat on the sidewalk in shame.
by BillyBobSextyNine January 20, 2023
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