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Crank Dat

A stupid-ass hip pop fad started by a song (crank dat soulja boy) by the talentless southern rapper Soulja Boy.

There's at least a million of songs that have the words "crank dat" in it, and they're all repetitive, stupid, and have no lyrical meaning whatsoever. It's just another bunch of retarded club songs that people are gonna forget about in a few months.

Here are a few of these shit-tastic songs:

Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Crank Dat Spiderman
Crank Dat Peter Pan
Crank Dat Yank
Crank Dat Batman
Crank Dat Superman
Crank Dat Lion King
Crank Dat Jump Rope
Crank Dat Weezy Wee

You can already tell that they're horrible just by reading their titles.

by Billy The Man November 8, 2007

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Cliff Burton

The Jimi Hendrix of bass guitar. Born February 10th, 1962 in Castro Valley, California. He was the bassist of Metallica from 1982 to 1986.

Metallica's first album Kill 'em All contained songs already composed before Cliff had joined, but his influence would become heavy on the band's later albums. Ride the Lightning and Master of Puppets, which were landmarks in the heavy metal genre, both contained songs that were composed and polished to the level of commercial and critical success.

Alas, just like Hendrix, he died young. On September 27th, 1986, during a tour bus ride in rural Sweden, the bus slipped on black ice, causing the bus to overturn, and Cliff was crushed twice, killing him. Since then, the band has had two new bassists, Jason Newsted in 1986, and Robert Trujillo in 2003.

You should hear Cliff Burton's skills on (Anesthesia) Pulling Teeth, on the intro of For Whom The Bell Tolls (Yes, it is actually Cliff's bass playing), and on the instrumental Orion.

RIP Cliff Burton
February 10th, 1962 - September 27th, 1986

Cannot the kingdom of salvation
Take me home

by Billy The Man February 17, 2008

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Soulja Boy

Another horrible rapper from the dirty south. He's currently contributing to the murder of hip-hop.

An example of one of his half-assed songs:

"I got me some bathing apes
I got I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes"

Soulja Boy repeats that like a million times, raps a short and retarded verse, then repeats the above AGAIN.

Seems like any black kid from the South that has an over sized jacket and fake chain around his neck can get a record deal these days.

by Billy The Man October 7, 2007

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