Bill the Cat's definitions

hippie

Someone who expects something for nothing.

Many hippies come from upper class families and mooch off their parents all the way through grad school. They then become teachers or full tenured professors. Thus they never have worked a day in their lives.

by bill the cat October 26, 2008

Vegetarian Vampire

A wannabe vampire that drinks clamato juice, and resists human blood.

The vampire posers in South Park episode "The Ungroundables" are vegetarian vampires but the Goth kids don't consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.

by bill the cat April 2, 2009

husband bomb

When a female you are dating reveals that she's coming back to her husband whom she was separated from.

After three months of dating she dropped the husband bomb.

by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008

French disease

A venereal disease, especially syphilis.

That prostitute gave me the french disease.

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008

football, you bet!

Inmortalized in a 1977 San Pedros Beach Bums episode. This phrase is uttered by a spick jock who knows no english except for this phrase.

You want to have a beer?
Football, you bet!

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

Dutch auction

A reverse auction in which goods begins at a high asking price but are then offered at progressively lower prices until a bidder is found. A practice used on eBay.

The Dutch auction is how Dutch tulips are bidded on.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

c-word

The word "commitment", another word you don't want to hear your girlfriend utter while dating. She will either say "I don't want to make a commitment" whereas you get dumped or "I want to make a commitment" whereas she wants you to dump your current wife. For the boyfriend to utter this word in such a way is a big no-no.

My girldfriend dropped the c-word last night.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008