Bill the Cat's definitions

Welsh eviction

To force a bad tenant to move by taking the entire roof off the house, a practice used by landlords in Wales over a hundred years ago.

I got a Welsh eviction today.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

scotch fiddle

The itch caused by crabs.

That whore of a sheep gave me the scotch fiddle.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

sinkie

A person who eats their food over the kitchen sink to save cleaning up any mess. Usually is a bachelor who lives alone in a small apartment.

A sinkie likes to eat his beans straight out the pot.

by Bill the Cat May 18, 2008

Irish rose

A black eye usually on a woman.

The man gave his wife an Irish rose for constantly nagging him.

by Bill the Cat March 18, 2008

Welsh rarebit

A dish from Wales made with old cheese melted on toasted bread. Often called Welsh rabbit because it is thought the people of Wales were to poor to eat meat.

The restaurant has Welsh rarebit on the menu.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

The Good Ship Lollipop

Ther girliest ship in the naval fleet although the Shirley Temple songs refers to a candy store.

Oh aboard The Good Ship Lollipop.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

ugly canadian

The tendency of Canadian tourists visiting foreign countries to think that they're universally loved and that their social programs are the best in the world. They tend to have Maple Leaf flag predominant on their clothes and luggage.

Read the book the "The Ugly Canadian: The Rise and Fall of a Caring Society".

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008