143 definitions by Bill cosby’s boyfriend

Condom joke

When you tell a joke about your scrotum

Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023

Potted plant

When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant

Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 5, 2023

Swap

When you go through your friends phone and change the settings to make it so when he says men it says women and when he says women it says men.

You: do you like men or women?
Friend: women, and minors
Other friend: what a classic swap!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Pastel

When you’ve never went outside and touched grass and your white.

You have such a pastel dick!
Yeah, I just play call of duty in my room all day.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Clockwork

When you give a blowjob to someone and they are spinning there dick around in your mouth

Jack: Did you here that Ben gave a clockwork to that dead hooker on the street?
Matt: Nice

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 7, 2023

Road repair

When you ask a girl if you can smash and she says her pussy is under repairs just like pornhub when ever your hornier than someone with actual fucking horns, that’s what you call a road repair.

Jett: did you ask if you guys could smash?
Joey: her pussy is under road repair…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Bow tie

Something that strangles the absoulute shit out of me when I put it on.

Did you hear bill died last night?
Yeah, he was strangled by his feckin bow tie

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 5, 2023