2 definitions by Bill Swan

Deli-man

A style of kissing a girl by opening your mouth as wide as possible, clamping it down upon the girl, and attempting to make out with her. People who usually use this technique end up biting the girls nose or basically suffacating them. The style is usually used by guys who are butt ugly and can't get any

"DUDE, Alasdair deli-manned that girl last night."

by Bill Swan May 4, 2007

Alasdair

One who has a reputation for extremely bad kissing.

"Jake that dude pulled an Alasdair on her last night"

by Bill Swan May 4, 2007