2 definitions by Bigsby Hornsworth

Shattered Mast

N. The residual pain left from an extended, but exquisitely satisfied priapism.

V. To satisfy the priapism.

Baby I've still got a shattered mast from last friday.

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 14, 2010

Double-Mixer

When an individual, who, already in possession of a single phallus, be it real or artificial, dons a second phallus in order to have penetrative sex with both phalli at the same time.

Baby, fancy a Double-Mixer? I've got a strap on! (to be pronounced in a sing-song voice)

Hey ladies, fancy a Double-Mixer? I've got a strap on! (to be pronounced in a sing-song voice)

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 14, 2010