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A dildodongulus is a monstrous sized penis

That they have found after digging up soil in the town of Echuca, Victoria, Australia.

Particularly used by T Rex’s and sauropod’s

Almost up to 79 inches long and 50 inches thick this long medieval device was used for infertile dinosaurs in the Jurassic and Cretaceous period.

Later used in the ice age for dinners and bath soap
Wow Amanda sure does love riding her dildodongulus
by Bigoldad November 14, 2021
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The phrase “ready up boys” was a phrase used partucally fron 2017-2019 when the game called fortnite was growing in popularity.

Fortnite slowly died and all the 12 year olds converted to playing with their willies or playing nba2k.

Both gaming communities get absolutely no pussy and play all day until they are as wet as their mom on a Tuesday ashen their stepdad who beats them comes around.

Amen
Wow “ready up boys” before my step dad comes
by Bigoldad November 27, 2021
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