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The definition of a sex Lord. Lyndon has the fattest cock known to man at 35 inches in girth and 72 inches in length. Every woman that sees Lyndon instantly becomes drenched and flocks to him.
Boy 1: Yo where did my girl go?
Boy 2: oh she’s just over there with Lyndon
Boy 1: understandable
by Bigcocknballz September 1, 2021
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