3 definitions by BigLue

Paint that face up

To ejaculate on another person's face.

"Girl, you lookin' good tonight, couple more drinks and I'm gonna paint that face up."

by BigLue February 12, 2010

Epipha-pee

The act of having an epiphany while urinating

I was just at the urinal and had the greatest epipha-pee, bacon flavored pancakes!

by BigLue February 12, 2010

Unfuckupable

Something that is so easy that it could not possibly be fucked up, even by the stupidest person in the entire world.

Directions to your mom's house: Left on main street and stay straight until you see the neon XXX sign, honestly unfuckupable.

by BigLue February 12, 2010