1 definition by BigLarry718
1) White Women who wait all year for September to roll around so they can dress up like Hans Solo dragging their ADHD ridden kids named Kyle and Madison to Apple Orchids and Pumpkin Farms taking 500 photos for instagram while having to be seen drinking some kind of PUMPKIN FLAVORED hot beverage in the process
2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....
3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED
4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch
2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....
3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED
4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch
by BigLarry718 August 13, 2022