A marijuana smoking vampire. They will typically
creep into your house, steal
your weed, smoke
all of it in front of you, and then kill you.
The most traumatic part of an encounter with a dank vampire is he smokes all of your dank in front of you.
Dude, did you hear about that dank
vampire on the block. He stole Fred's dank
, smoked it all in front of him while
he was tied
up, and then 187'ed Fred.Watch
out for the dank