5 definitions by BigEd129

Root Causes Tour

A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.

Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?

Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!

by BigEd129 June 12, 2021

leaky tinkler

The incidence occuring after urination and subsequent shaking if the Weiner where unreleased urine leaks into the underwear.

Chez: Dude, my leaky tinkler just made my fruit of the looms wet!

The Duder: Sucks to be you brah.

by BigEd129 March 18, 2021

Poopticles

Specks of feces on a toilet bowl surface left after an explosive bowel movement. They often remain after flushing until a thorough toilet bowl cleaning.

Chet: Hey Mitch, check out the public bathroom toilet!

Mitch: Holy Shit! Dude left poopticles all over the toilet bowl.

by BigEd129 December 7, 2020

Poopticles

Specks of feces on a toilet bowl surface left after an explosive bowel movement. They often remain after flushing until a thorough toilet bowl cleaning.

Chet: Hey Mitch, check out the public bathroom toilet!

Mitch: Holy Shit! Dude left poopticles all over the toilet bowl.

by BigEd129 December 7, 2020

Bart

To fart into the toilet bowl while sitting down to urinate.

While I was peeing at my girlfriend's house I barted so loud I think her whole family heard it.

by BigEd129 August 15, 2020