3 definitions by BigDickEnergy
A state of not being able to be fucked with, in order to be in this state of mind one has to transcend being a basic nigga™️ to reach the ultimate level of That Nigga™️, males who also use this word have big dick energy.
by BigDickEnergy July 1, 2018
to be a keegan you must fulfill the entire following criteria;
have a v cute face and mm hawt leegz, possess a huge big heart and little green eyes which adore the sunshine. religiously listen to flume and other various assthetic sounds, including old skool bangerz. diet consists mainly of iced coffees, moonee schnitty's, and unfortunately, wagga potatoes.
sk8r boi obvs. can fly sum big ass planes SOLO, but on one condition - that he comes back in one piece. v shmart boi also. must always wear socks (not optional). has the biggest and most unconditional love of all time. if u are the one person that matches all of these criteria, i love u with all my heart. more than mint ice cream, more than savoury shapes, and more than strawberry clouds <3
have a v cute face and mm hawt leegz, possess a huge big heart and little green eyes which adore the sunshine. religiously listen to flume and other various assthetic sounds, including old skool bangerz. diet consists mainly of iced coffees, moonee schnitty's, and unfortunately, wagga potatoes.
sk8r boi obvs. can fly sum big ass planes SOLO, but on one condition - that he comes back in one piece. v shmart boi also. must always wear socks (not optional). has the biggest and most unconditional love of all time. if u are the one person that matches all of these criteria, i love u with all my heart. more than mint ice cream, more than savoury shapes, and more than strawberry clouds <3
girl: oooh dang gurl u got u a keegan? big oof u is a lucky one
me: oh yes i am he is my world i love so much
girl: he is so sexi hey
me: *disappears momentarily, returns with an object*
girl: hey now babe put that knife down oh nO IM SORRY I TAKE BACK
me: yes thnk u *puts knife in pocket*
girl: *is scared*
me: oh yes i am he is my world i love so much
girl: he is so sexi hey
me: *disappears momentarily, returns with an object*
girl: hey now babe put that knife down oh nO IM SORRY I TAKE BACK
me: yes thnk u *puts knife in pocket*
girl: *is scared*
by BigDickEnergy December 9, 2018
A kind hearted king, a male who comes off as pissed with the world and ready to beat anyone’s ass on sight. He is THAT NIGGA™️ and is in the state of mind of being unfuckwitable; very intelligent has a big heart along with being very forgiving however will go off on you and put you in your place with no hesitation. Radiates bitch dick energy
“You see that nigga go off on them bitches over there?”
“Yea bro, it has to be That Unfuckwitable Nigga™️, Ahmoni”
“Yea bro, it has to be That Unfuckwitable Nigga™️, Ahmoni”
by BigDickEnergy July 10, 2018