1 definition by BigBoiBuddah

Portnoyed

To be choked aggressively. Almost to the point of being broken in half. Then be spit on camel style. Full loogie.

Chad: “Yo bro I had a girl over last night get scoliosis after getting portnoyed!”
Brad: “Chyeaahhh breuhhhhh”

by BigBoiBuddah April 8, 2021