A bearded gentleman who is legendary for running around in his sexy purple suit and raping anyone and anything in his path with his enormous man sausage. He has been known to be exceptionally wealthy, making countless fortunes from the reaming of countless women with his flesh pedestal of lust.
Ah man! My girlfriend won't do it with me. She said sex with me hasn't been the same since she ran into Mr. Bojangles at the club the other night.