5 definitions by Big Mitchell
When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.
by Big Mitchell February 23, 2016
An Australian version of the the US Walter Mitty: "an ordinary often ineffectual person who indulges in fantastic daydreams of personal triumphs".
A mate contacted me and told me that he often sees the malignant dwarf walking his dog in Bardon, wearing muay thai shorts. This is beyond disgraceful. More Corey Allen fantasies, presenting a facade to the world. He has never done muay Thai or boxing (boxercise doesn't count) and has never fought.
by Big Mitchell September 30, 2020
Someone who has no idea of technology, the complete opposite of techosavvy. Generally reacts to techology not working for them by throwing the device on the ground abd stomping on it.
Tim, throwing the laptop on the ground is not an approriate response to not knowing hiw to find Goggle Chrome, it is the little red, yellow and green symbol on your toolbar, you don't know what a tool bar is do you? You are so technosavage.
by Big Mitchell May 31, 2016
One of those conversations you have with a complete moron who wouldn't know what day of the week it is. A total and utter complete waste of your time and intellect.
by Big Mitchell July 12, 2012
Andrew bagleyed me when the CEO walked in the room, we were talking and then it was like I ceased to exist.
by Big Mitchell September 21, 2020