1. A flexible rubber apparatus used as a reservoir for fluids used to clean the female vagina (see also poontang, quim, etc.) on an unnecessary basis.
2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.
Virginia Metalwork Institute. A school for cadets who didn't make it into West Point. Produces an unusually high number of fail-outs who may go on to long and prosperous careers as shop teachers, metal workers, and faggots.
Dude, that gut has a VMI sticker on his Kia. I bet he is a retired shop teacher. What a douche bag.