3 definitions by Big Freeze

dog punt

Tossing a dog in the air and then kicking it as far as possible.

My girlfriend's poodle is so fucking annoying that I'm gonna give it the dog punt one day.

by Big Freeze July 19, 2006

slurp job

Similar to a blow job, but with nasty slurping and sucking sounds.

I'll tell you what, she might be fat but she gives a mean slurp job.

by Big Freeze July 19, 2006

Chicago bowtie

Involves ejaculating on a girl's neck while titty-fucking. The pool of semen spills down the side of her neck, which creates the bowtie effect.

Her boobs were so big that not only did I titty-fuck her last night, but I gave her the ol' Chicago bowtie!

by Big Freeze July 19, 2006