8 definitions by Big Johnson

swanse

a term expressing admiration for an impressive penile member, a.k.a. "big johnson".

"Johnny's got a swanse like a horse..."

by Big Johnson August 17, 2004

striptastica

a stiptastic day in July

striptastica was striptastic

by Big Johnson June 22, 2004

scumbag

Saulius Milevicius. Thats All You Need To Know. He Is THEE biggest scumbag of all time.

Johnson: Dude, WTF is that smell? smells like someone who hasn't taken a shower in about 4 years.
Rudy: Dude, Thats TOTES Saulius!

by Big Johnson April 1, 2005

GANAS

guts... or gonads... your GANAS define your abilities as a man... if you have no ganas, or gonads... you are a gayfer, I.E. vince...

jeez... brewski would sure benefit from a good influx of ganas right about now, maybe he might have enough ganas then to go get jordan and make her deserve.

by Big Johnson February 20, 2005

striptastic

of or referring to stripping/strippers/

Damn that bitch was striptastic.

by Big Johnson June 14, 2004

Soggy White

Short version of soggy white bread. When a woman has a loose shaved pussy

She has some soggy white
Look at that soggy white

by Big Johnson April 10, 2005

bia bia

When someone says BIA BIA you respond with "Uh Oh!"

BIA BIA!!! Uh Oh!!!

by Big Johnson May 31, 2003