2 definitions by Bicscuit Beater
The act of shuffling your feet and adjusting your piss stream trajectory while urinating with morning wood.
After incorporating the boner shuffle into his morning routine, Ricardo no longer piss painted the floor and walls.
by Bicscuit Beater January 14, 2008
The act of pissing in the back of an oscillating fan while a chic has her face planted in front of said fan.
by Bicscuit Beater January 14, 2008