4 definitions by BibleStudy
When you meet Carol, some maybe think she’s pretty nice and chill, some may even make comments about her big nose or say she looks like Doofenshmirtz.
Once you get to know her, however, you will soon realize she is the littlest party monster on the face of the earth, she will cry if there is no alcohol or drugs at a party, and if you piss her off she will fucking roast you rotisserie style and she means business. Do not under estimate this crazy legend.
This one of a kind alcoholic, druggie, no fuck giving crackhead will change your life forever. She can be irresponsible so keep your Carol in check! Don’t let her injest things you think are bad, and if you give her chocolate after midnight she will have diarrhea.
With Carols, it is highly advised not to take them in public because they will either; embarrass you, cause a scene, say something out loud she shouldn’t, break things big and small, be clumsy, and much more.
You will soon realize you love your CarolAnn Crackhead like no other, cause that’s what she is, no other. This crazy irresponsible Gucci phone case having alchohal drunking drug promoting Crackhead makes a good friend so stay in her good side and she will treat you well, and she will care about you and defend you. Gotta love your Carol.
She’s just a crackhead though.
Once you get to know her, however, you will soon realize she is the littlest party monster on the face of the earth, she will cry if there is no alcohol or drugs at a party, and if you piss her off she will fucking roast you rotisserie style and she means business. Do not under estimate this crazy legend.
This one of a kind alcoholic, druggie, no fuck giving crackhead will change your life forever. She can be irresponsible so keep your Carol in check! Don’t let her injest things you think are bad, and if you give her chocolate after midnight she will have diarrhea.
With Carols, it is highly advised not to take them in public because they will either; embarrass you, cause a scene, say something out loud she shouldn’t, break things big and small, be clumsy, and much more.
You will soon realize you love your CarolAnn Crackhead like no other, cause that’s what she is, no other. This crazy irresponsible Gucci phone case having alchohal drunking drug promoting Crackhead makes a good friend so stay in her good side and she will treat you well, and she will care about you and defend you. Gotta love your Carol.
She’s just a crackhead though.
CarolAnn Crackhead: Hey I know it’s 3 AM but let’s jump out of the second story of my house and crawl to a party!
Avery: Uhhhh Carol I don’t know if that’s such a good idea...
CarolAnn Crackhead: THEY ARE GETTING LIT WITHOUT ME!!!
Avery: Uhhhh Carol I don’t know if that’s such a good idea...
CarolAnn Crackhead: THEY ARE GETTING LIT WITHOUT ME!!!
by BibleStudy October 30, 2018
When you start to meet a Sam you will like him and think he’s chill, you will shortly realize he will begin to make puns about the male genitalia.
Eventually he will ask you things like “you got that BBC?” and ask you if you are snipped, tell him you are, otherwise you will never hear the end of it. Ever.
Sams sometimes like to make fun of people’s dads for not being..ya know...and that can make people upset sometimes.
At the end of the day Sams are pretty funny and a good guy in general, also fun to hang around and party with. Get you a Sam if your looking for a good laugh.
Eventually he will ask you things like “you got that BBC?” and ask you if you are snipped, tell him you are, otherwise you will never hear the end of it. Ever.
Sams sometimes like to make fun of people’s dads for not being..ya know...and that can make people upset sometimes.
At the end of the day Sams are pretty funny and a good guy in general, also fun to hang around and party with. Get you a Sam if your looking for a good laugh.
Ian B: Yeah you know my parents just didin’t decide to circumcise me, nothing wrong with that!
Sam: OMG, your so uncircumcised, you will never live this down, you got the biggest baddest uncircumcised BBC. How’s having forskin? Does it feel better? Bro your not circumcised. I mean your just not.
Sam: OMG, your so uncircumcised, you will never live this down, you got the biggest baddest uncircumcised BBC. How’s having forskin? Does it feel better? Bro your not circumcised. I mean your just not.
by BibleStudy October 29, 2018
Master of rolling.
Sometimes referred to as “JTR” or “Joel el Rollo”, Joel is a famous roller best known for his ability to roll literally anything.
His hobbies include rolling things, sometimes putting said rolled things into his system, and hanging out with his girlfriend Grace.
Special talents include underwater sex and scoring the lowest on a gay test.
He’s the roll.
Sometimes referred to as “JTR” or “Joel el Rollo”, Joel is a famous roller best known for his ability to roll literally anything.
His hobbies include rolling things, sometimes putting said rolled things into his system, and hanging out with his girlfriend Grace.
Special talents include underwater sex and scoring the lowest on a gay test.
He’s the roll.
Grace: Hey Joel(The Roll) can you roll this for me?
Joel The Roll: Of course baby, that’s my specialty! Just roll it over here as I always say.
Joel The Roll: Of course baby, that’s my specialty! Just roll it over here as I always say.
by BibleStudy October 29, 2018
Short for circumcised or snipped.
Often used by group Bible Study when referring to someone’s circumcision status.
Often used by group Bible Study when referring to someone’s circumcision status.
by BibleStudy October 29, 2018