1 definition by Best Baldwinnerin 3 counties
The act of taking a duck-lipped selfie whilst dropping a deuce in a public toilet.
Their is a point system involved for how many of the following factors you can pull off (so to speak):
Extra points are awarded for the following:
1. Finding a brushed metal stall to get a reflection of side-cheek in the selfie
2. Taking the selfie during a toy hunt
3. Including the toy you found in the selfie
4. Bonus points if that toy is made by Hasbro
5. More points if you drop a quote like, “How the mighty have fallen” when you “drop your cargo” as it were
If all these factors can be achieved, it’s called a “Deluxe Baldwin.”
Their is a point system involved for how many of the following factors you can pull off (so to speak):
Extra points are awarded for the following:
1. Finding a brushed metal stall to get a reflection of side-cheek in the selfie
2. Taking the selfie during a toy hunt
3. Including the toy you found in the selfie
4. Bonus points if that toy is made by Hasbro
5. More points if you drop a quote like, “How the mighty have fallen” when you “drop your cargo” as it were
If all these factors can be achieved, it’s called a “Deluxe Baldwin.”
“I thought your uncle was taking dick pics for Craigslist again but I heard him ask ‘How does it feel mighty Megatron’ and realized he was going for a Deluxe Baldwin.”
by Best Baldwinnerin 3 counties January 7, 2018