3 definitions by Bertie21

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A moment that has happened sometime in the past (usually the night before) and is tremendously embarrassing to even think about never mind speak about. When a 'No' moment has been recalled usually the victim will come out with a frustrated

"NOOOOOO!" groan or even a delicate "no..." mumble. 'No' moments are usually caused by alcohol and cringe-worthy social situations.
"Aww man you were totally wasted last night and you tried to pull Jessy! But she refused your sexual advances! Gutted for you!"

"Awww... NOOOOOOOOO!! ARGH"

"Was that a 'no' moment?"

"Aye, it was"

"Cool"
by Bertie21 July 03, 2009

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To try something again that you have failed at by travelling backwards through time and space to repeat the activity.
"Fuck, I totally failed that Physics test that old Samson gave us"

"Why don't you pre-try it then?"

"Sweet ok"

*Portal opens and Larry leaps in sending him through time and space to the start of the Physics test*
by Bertie21 July 02, 2009

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To bounce on a trampoline then jump of it, landing on someone, fracturing as many bones as you can in your body or the targeted.
Hey, better watch out, I'm about to jounce Gerry

Holy shit, did you see that guy jouncing anne last week? It was mind-blowing!
by Bertie21 June 23, 2009

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