4 definitions by Bertie Moo

Fauxland

A mix of "Faux" and "Poland".
A name for the country when someone claims to have emigrated there, but clearly hasn't.

Mark says he lives in Poland. He really lives in a bedsit in Birmingham. He's in Fauxland.

by Bertie Moo August 14, 2023

Grance

Someone that is both a grass and a nonce.

"See that guy, Martin, he's a Grance."

by Bertie Moo December 17, 2021

Swance

Someone that is sexually aroused by Swans.

A compound word of "Swan" and "Nonce".

"That guy Martin can only get a hard-on when he thinks of Swans. He's a Swance."

by Bertie Moo January 10, 2022

patriautism

A USA citizen that publicly mocks other countries on social media for their customs and cultures. They can't understand anything that doesn't live in a trailer park and act like a retard while pretending they're being patriotic, but just look autistic.

John hates Oktoberfest because the U.S doesn't have anything like it. He puts out racist tweets making fun of it because he thinks it increases his freedom and love of the U.S. He suffers from patriautism.

by Bertie Moo September 11, 2022