Bernie's definitions

razz

to thrash a car or vehicle

i razzed it all the way here

by Bernie September 24, 2003

Doom

As you all know the popular game Doom,the main hero never had a name until now,and his name is....the infamous Bernie Bilak.

Look at Bernie Bilak at thirty percent life,but with that chain gun hes reveling in enjoyment.

by Bernie May 1, 2004

stanky

extremelly smelly, not just of the nasty kind.

Nasty: "I couldn't fuck her because the odor of her stanky taco filled the room and brought tears to my eyes."
Not-So-Nasty: "Let me hit that stanky dank, please." mmmmmm.......

by Bernie June 11, 2006

beef

Subject of conversation

what is your beef?

by Bernie September 24, 2003

hoax

1 Transtive/Verb
to trick into believing or accepting as genuine something false and often preposterous.
2: Noun
1 : an act intended to trick or dupe : IMPOSTURE
2 : something accepted or established by fraud or fabrication

It has been said that say the "Kennedy Assassination" was a "Hoax"

by Bernie May 13, 2005

legal

Referring to the age at which a young woman's assets are tappable by law.

Damn, it's about time the Olsen twins became legal.

by Bernie October 27, 2004

crank

appendage

are you yanking my crank?

by Bernie June 11, 2006