3 definitions by Bernard the wet slapper

assfore

Will get you asking, "What is an ass for."

Guy-1 "Dude, Whats an assfore?"
Guy-2 "Shitting silly."

by Bernard the wet slapper January 20, 2008

Poop Pillow

The act of pooping on a pillow, then shuvin yo sexual partners face into it.

Bill "Dude, Sally wasn't that good last night. So I gave her a poop pillow."

by Bernard the wet slapper January 20, 2008

Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree

Involves 5 girls in a circle all lying on their backs with their legs spread eagle. Then a guy in a handstand is slowly rotated by two other guys in the middle of the circle, And procedes to pleasure all the girls with his tongue.
(To this day has still never been done.)

Dude last night we almost had enough drunk chicks to attempt a Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree but Bill couldn't stay in a fucking handstand.

by Bernard the wet slapper January 21, 2008