3 definitions by BeratingCarolean
King of Sweden in the early 1700s', was crowned King when he was a teenager. Denmark, Poland, and Russia then all declared war on Sweden. Despite the triple alliance thinking they'd have an easy time of conquering Sweden, turned out little Charles was a military genius and opened a can of whoop-ass on Denmark and Poland, and was defeated in Ukraine by the Russians in winter. He died when he looked out of a trench and got shot in the head by a sniper.
King Charles XII personally held the gates of Krakow open so that his entire army could flood the city.
by BeratingCarolean May 19, 2018
by BeratingCarolean March 19, 2018
The Kaiser of the German Empire during WWI. His terrible decisions such as firing Bismarck, backing Austria, and continuing Unrestricted Submarine Warfare led to Germany's loss in WWI. The cause and effect of his actions eventually led to the abolishing of the German monarchy and the rise of Hitler. All in all, he was a living shitpost.
Some people talking about bad decisions and the Kaiser of the German Empire during WWI: Kaiser Wilhelm II.
Person 1: "Dude, not getting my permit at 15 was the stupidest decision of my life."
Person 2: "Still not as stupid as some of the stuff Kaiser Wilhelm did..."
Person 1: "Who?"
Person 2: "Kaiser Wilhelm: the Kaiser of Germany during WWI, he wasn't very bright."
Person 1: "Dude, not getting my permit at 15 was the stupidest decision of my life."
Person 2: "Still not as stupid as some of the stuff Kaiser Wilhelm did..."
Person 1: "Who?"
Person 2: "Kaiser Wilhelm: the Kaiser of Germany during WWI, he wasn't very bright."
by BeratingCarolean May 19, 2018