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2 definitions by Benicio Del Torro

A crap so large it resembles a crowning infant. Stitches may be required to reassemble the anal port.
After Thanksgiving I had a toilet baby that was so large, I was in poop labor for 3 hours.
by Benicio Del Torro April 11, 2009
When you're so far up that wet hatchet wound that your knuckles are bangin' on those beef lips like a drum.
Mom, I'm currently knuck deep. I'll be home later.
by Benicio Del Torro April 09, 2009