1 definition by BenSpinnerLovesChickenDinner
Ethnic group of people that inhabit the US pacific island of Guam. They are known for having an extremely unique culture. They are known to annually travel to a specific location, in Lithuania, where they'll shave off all their hair including eyebrows and squirt diarrhiea all over the local Russians. Other than this weird tradition they are known to have family feasts where they exchange farts in each others faces going from elders down to the youngest of the family. Guamanians (or the people of Guam) are known to worship all and any kind of bodily fluid or gas coming out of minors, expecially farts. Their culture requires them to name their offspring after their beloved gas. Some notable guamanians include : Fartalumpa Queefers, DaFartaga Diarhoface and Kevin Fartman.
Person 1: Why are those people brown?
Person 2: They seem to be farting in each others faces a lot... Maybe thats why.
Person 3 : It's a mix of the two. They are just guamanians.
Person 2: They seem to be farting in each others faces a lot... Maybe thats why.
Person 3 : It's a mix of the two. They are just guamanians.
by BenSpinnerLovesChickenDinner May 21, 2021