3 definitions by BenJayToken

SCAMber Heard

When a Scammer/compulsive liar has no decency, moral compass, work effort, or bowel control, and decides to fabricate stories of blackmail against innocent parties, solely for the purpose of attempting to extort monetary value from said parties own personal past successes, but then is proven to be a Scammer with a towering amount evidence against them - at which point they begin to defecate all over themselves & others nearby in a firey tantrum.

'Gotta watch out, there's a Scamber Heard on every corner'

'My tickets didn't work, I bought them off some Scamber Heard on the boardwalk'

by BenJayToken September 11, 2019

AmberHearding / AmberTurd

Shitting the bed out of spite.
- N/V/A
also: AmberTurd/AmberTurding

AmberHearding / AmberTurding

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"I was late to her birthday party, so she left a huge, smelly AmberHeard (or simply Heard, or AmberTurd) all over the new sheets!"
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"In a fit of furry she squatted over the pillow, and began AmberHearding (or simply Hearding, or AmberHearding) all over the place."

by BenJayToken August 25, 2019

Elon Musky

Adj/N:

When a person's breath smells like they've had people farting in their mouth all night.

Also

When some one/thing is nice, or other wise luxurious, but still manages to be shit, or put off a bad & offensive odor.

"Bro. When she hit me with that Elon Musky breath... it smelt like someone had been farting in her mouth all night."

"The house was nice, but it had this Elon Musky -ness to it. It was trashy, and smelt like people had been farting in it all night."

by BenJayToken August 25, 2019