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Definitions by Ben fuckermother

when ejaculation has occured past it's maximum point
Why is it still cumming like that?
I don't know. It's run off.
run off by Ben fuckermother August 26, 2003
n. A male who "jacks off"; v. to masturbate. adj. Dumbass
n. He's such a jackoff.
v. Don't let me catch you jacking off again.
Adj. That fucking jackoff guy.
jackoff by Ben fuckermother August 26, 2003

lock jaw 

refering to and/or caused by a person giving another person hed; they are usually in the position so long that there jaw just kinda gets stuck hanging open and will not shut for a series of hours
Quit sucking my dick. You're going to get lock jaw.
lock jaw by Ben fuckermother August 26, 2003

pentacock 

The process of a woman screwing with five male purple headed yogurt slingers at once (left hand, right hand, asshole, vagina, and mouth). The biggest -cock possible is a dodecacock (12) (pentacock plus left foot, right foot, left ear, right ear, left nostril, right nostril, and belly-button).
Chelsea used the pentacock to fuck five guys at once.
pentacock by Ben fuckermother August 26, 2003