a boy who disregards his friends to get with a girl but never has the balls to do anything so they end up life long friends. and nothing more.
also known as a rech.
'where did you go last night, didnt see much of you'
'i stayed at a friends'
'did you stay over at sarah's?'
'yeh but nothing happened, but i walked across the room whilst she was on skype to her boyfriend'
'you massive schweff!!'