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When you suddenly have to take a piss because of a large fluctuation in temperature. Like form an eighty degree day to the nice, cool, sixty five of your house.
When you get up in the morning, you take a piss. Seconds later, you're in the (hot, steamy) shower, and you have to take another piss. But, instead of getting out, you just end up pissing all over the tiles of the shower. Here is a clearly defined Climate Piss.
by Ben E. May 16, 2008
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The Green Banshee is another word for Mountain Dew, a highly destructive sodie-pop. The reason for this name is the fact that Mountain Dew is green, along with the fact that it keeps you awake for hours on end, just as a screaming Banshee would.
Greg: How was your weekend?
Ben: I spent it with The Green Banshee. I was up for 97 hours straight!
Greg: But...but the weekend lasts only 55 hours.
Ben: EXACTLY!!
by Ben E. March 4, 2008
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